Well *I'm* pissed off now.

Someone want to tell me how this bullshit keeps on happening again?

You know I love you, Kid and I'll find them whatever it takes or maybe I'll die looking but come back to you and try again. You just try to get your husband stable...

-Indiana Jones

Jesus Christ you people have issues. Wherever Dad's not going is where I think I'm gonna wind up. It's been nice and all, having the chance to lovingly bond over valium induced stupors but seeing as we already know where Marcus is going and that Dad is probably following him...

Yeah, we'll have to see if this thing even pans out all the way, won't we?

Incidentally I loath this MLA season. But I'm not as miserable as any of YOU are! Tommorow night and the slinky black dress...that's what's keeping ME sane.

-Indiana Jones

Well That's exciting.
Family? Marcus? I'm gonna be in one of the closets. Hanging on their every word to see which one of them slaps who first and if he'll make her cry...


-Indiana Jones

It's not the first time. It's not gonna be the last. When you're so much like my father, that's just how it goes. Your priorities, your stupid fictional people mean so much more to you than someone real and that's what comes of it. Better you learn it young than later on. Spare you some pain and grief later.

That's how life goes, Kid. It's all there is to that.

-Indiana Jones

It's called an oppurtunity cost, Kid.
We're both just lucky that I never gave a damn about the system so you'll always have me. :)

-Indiana Jones

Well that's something all right.
No really Kid, it's nice little naptime now. It'll be here next May, you're going to survive till then, you have to get the wrinkles out of your pants in the morning and can't keep going here.

Honnestly. Just get some rest.

-Indiana Jones

Time to take that start of the semester valium, I think.
Minor panic attack, move along there's nothing to see here now.
Somehow when it's not my student I can handle it. Dad? I've got a real headcase for you.

-Indiana Jones

"Just what do you think you're doing, Kid?"
"Making a deal with the devil. ...Only not exactly. There's not a devil and I'm not selling my soul."
"Yeah?"
"It's just wrong, it's horrible and it's really unethical."
"Let's do it."
"Yeah...let's."

...Hope this works.

-Indiana Jones

Umm Kid?

I guess I'm happy that the two of you didn't come to gunshots, I'm happy you're in love and all of that.

But do you think you two could get a room next time?

-Indiana Jones

You people?
Completely got the wrong Jones here. "Connect the dots Arthuriana"? Sir Christ foresaken Lancelot?

Can't say that's my area no...

Tiny clones? What's even worse is I completely buy this.

But the biggest question of them all...

...Why is Sar in Marion's pants?

-Indiana Jones