Tardis Master?
Know where I can get saline in a pinch? Supplies are running low.
-Greg House, MD.

Bruised Ribs? Check.
Broken Ribs Check.
Emergency Spleenectomy? In progress.

Sometimes I hate teenagers even more than I hate everyone else.

-Greg House. M.D.

Oedipus...Ediface.

...Sometimes you just don't want to know.

-Greg House. MD.

...yeah okay...

I miss the team.

And I miss Wilson.

Yeah. Me.

Note to self: Delete this in the morning when the sleepy pills have been worn off.

-Greg House, MD.

( I haz kitten nao )


-Greg House, MD.

Since I didnt get objections, I'll be putting out the notice now. Hold the stupid injuries till I've interviewed, will you?

-Greg House, MD.

And thank you Mr. Kennedy for saving my sanity.

Any problems with bringing home a couple of the clones who busted some of you outta the joint Paris Hilton style?

Because if I can be sincere for a minute...I'm sick of all this crap. I diagnose, I don't do bedside manor, we all know I suck at it and can't really be bothered with working that out.

Let me know before I post the notice. I wouldn't want to trigger anything. PTSD reflexes are so hard to clean up after.


-Greg House. MD.

( locked from Kari so I don't squick her out )

What the fuck you guys? All of you annoy me. Playing with my gameboy now. If by playing with my gameboy you mean sitting around until The Great White Dustbunny gets ready to send me the bodies to autopsy...which I do.

Team Tetris anyone?

-Greg House, MD.

So life sucks, blah blah blah. Insert emo bitching here. My life is over, my girlfriend dumped me, We're protesting the fact Arthur gets to have every chat in the world while we only get one, my love life sucks, Elizabeth dumped me and there's no one who is ever going to care, Mate, my best friend hates me, I'm sick of being the one who has to keep it all together, I wish I were dead, If I cant have my career I have nothing to live for, I hate my heart condition, I'm sick of being divorced, you're trying to keep me away from her because Kari secretly hates me and wants me gone so it's filtered to her muses too, I'm not stupid and know this, I hate my parents because they obviously don't care about us anymore, I know she was going to leave and I know he was all right with this so why bother caring now, I want to be a pirate instead, show them all, if they won't care about me I'm sure as Hell not going to care about them, my mother cares more about her magic and ambition than anything else and the others obviously hate me or they'd give a damn and wouldn't have treated me the way they did but at least Lancelot is here now and he makes an effort to understand and to help me even if I'm a certified lunatic that no one will want anything to do with now that I'm officially crazy and none of the meds they've tried are working and I can't trust anyone but him and Agravaine and Amro S and Anwas now because we're all in it together, I worry that I might have done the wrong thing no matter how happy he is here, she'd rather have some nineteenth century dandy in her collection of old men than someone who honnestly loves her because all she cares about is what they wear, I hope I die like this, she might care then, a little, I have no reason to live now anyway, why not see if she cares at all, even a little...


...My leg hurts.

Did I get everyone? Or would any of the other children like to share?

-Greg House, MD